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The TJ [& Jess] Show

Worst Date in the History of the Universe

The TJ [& Jess] Show

TJ Taormina

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0806 Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2022

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

It's a worse date story than last week's episode.  Here is the now infamous story you may have missed from TJ's brother Mike.  Episode 9's Original Release Date: 9/14/2020

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0:00.0

Welcome. You are listening to the sounds of my brother Mike on guitar. Hey, don't T.J. We're doing great. We're hanging out here in my childhood basement. And now it's time to kick off our next episode. Thank you for joining us.

0:24.2

Welcome to DJ's podcast.

0:27.7

If you didn't think it'll last.

0:31.8

Well, now we're all feeling fine in episode number nine. Yeah, that's right.

0:39.3

This is recorded in T.J.'s basement where he grew up.

0:45.3

Lots of memories down here.

0:47.3

And he longed for a day when a lady would just show up.

0:53.3

Horrible memories. he never thought the day would come but hey you're the one

1:00.8

isn't it fun yes now let's talk about all the things that t j did to his brother mike during their

1:08.1

childhood wait what yeah i asked your brother Mike about it

1:12.6

and took it upon myself to take some notes.

1:16.6

Oh my goodness.

1:17.6

He duct taped him to a chair,

1:21.6

and then he handcuffed me there.

1:24.6

Oh, I remember that.

1:25.6

T.J. locked him out of the house

1:29.5

and then he could not get

1:31.5

inside. Oh, I remember that too.

1:33.7

It's terrible.

1:34.2

T.J. stood there listening

1:37.0

as my...

1:38.1

Cried and cried and cried.

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