The Department of Corrections

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2014

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Tom brings the case against his wife Kira. He says Kira is obsessed with proper grammar, and she comes across as a know-it-all when she corrects his speech. Kira says she prides herself on correct language usage, and that Tom should do the same. Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one man can decide.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast, I'm Dale of Jesse Thorn.
0:05.2	This week, Department of Corrections, Tom brings the case against his wife Kira.
0:10.2	He says Kira is obsessed with proper grammar and she comes across as a know-it-all when
0:13.6	she corrects his speech.
0:15.2	Kira says, she prides herself on correct language usage and that Tom should do the same.
0:20.2	Who's right?
0:21.2	Who's wrong?
0:22.2	Only one man can decide.
0:23.2	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
0:28.0	Let me explain something to you, Jesse.
0:30.6	Momo is dead, which means everything he had now belongs to Jimmy Cap, including you, which
0:38.5	also means that when I speak, I speak for Jimmy, EG from now on, you start showing me the
0:45.1	proper respect.
0:46.6	EG means, for example, I think what you mean to say is IE.
0:50.8	Both feces.
0:51.8	That's short for air go.
0:55.0	Ask Julia.
0:56.4	To the best of my knowledge, EG means, for example.
0:59.7	EG, IE, shut your pie hole.
1:02.7	The point is that when I say swear them in, you say okay, okay?
1:06.7	Okay.
1:08.3	Please rise and raise your right hand.
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