The Defense Rests

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2015

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

When is it OK to leave your own party early and retire to bed?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast.
0:04.4	I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorn.
0:06.5	This week, the defense rests.
0:09.3	John and Anna are roommates and they enjoy hosting parties at their home.
0:13.5	Anna often heads to bed early, leaving John to host the guests and then later shoe them
0:18.5	out.
0:19.5	Is it okay to duck out of your own party early?
0:22.7	Only one man can decide.
0:24.6	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
0:29.0	This time to party, let's party.
0:32.6	Hang out with yourself and have a crazy party.
0:35.0	Hey you, let's party.
0:38.4	Have a killer party and party.
0:41.7	Don't even try to deny it Jesse because you're going to have a party tonight and you know
0:46.6	we're going to do it tonight.
0:48.0	We're going to lose it all when you open your door.
0:52.5	Party.
0:53.5	Party.
0:55.4	There's going to be a party.
0:57.8	It's a party tonight.
0:59.1	Just as soon as you swear them in.
1:02.6	Please rise and raise your right hands.
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