Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Baylor Jesse Thorne. This week we're

clearing the dock at High Judge Hodgman. Welcome to my chambers. I've decided I'm

going to be like a crypt keeper. Oh yeah. Can I be a Dracula? You can be a

Dracula and I'll be a crypt keeper and we are nowhere near Halloween. But I've

decided I've decided Judge John Hodgman's chambers of justice should be an

EC style horror comic. Oh that sounds fun. Do you know what I mean? Maybe we'll

get A-plet to work on on an issue of that or maybe we'll do it as an anthology.

Is this just because you have that wasting disease? It's mostly because I just

said welcome to my chambers for no good reason and then I decided I had to make

something out of it. Well I wish I had that wasting disease. Are you getting me?

I know we always we had wasting diseases right? Boy oh boy because I

installed this tapeworm into my colon to lose weight and it's doing nothing for me.

Are you installed it in your colon? Yeah well I was you know I was in Los

Angeles for quite a while. Right I just I am now I'm now back in in Brooklyn

New York where I live but I was in as you know I was in Los Angeles taking

taking care of some filmed entertainment needs. Culture needs me to film some

entertainment from time to time and I go out there and and I give culture what

it wants. Right. You want or two episodes of a TV show. Yeah and you and I

and you and I did some recording together as well in the beautiful hot box of

hearts in the maximum fun headquarters. Yes the HB the HB OF. Now and now I'm

back but in California one of the things that always amazes me about Los

Angeles is that everyone certainly within the entertainment industry is always

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