While you're listening to this podcast, I'm causing mischief.

Like creeping past sleepy granddad to sneak a pot of Petty Faloo from the fridge.

Because Petty Fal Lou fuels the mischief.

Boom!

Mom says that Petty for Lou is made with calcium and vitamin D for healthy bones. She knows best, most of the time.

Fueling mischief with petty flu.

The Bert show.

It's all right through you, punk.

She saw it right through you.

Abby Warnum, and he's not so sly on hinge.

Yeah, they're not.

These guys out here think I'm stupid.

They don't know that I've got a brain that I sometimes choose to use.

And they think I was choosing not to use it on Saturday because I had not one, no, but two men try and pull one over for on me on the dating app hinge

so there's a little bit of a cardinal rule when it comes to guys that me and my

friends kind of joke about and it's the rule that no matter what a man will

always come back just like a boomerang they always come back no matter what

happens they always swing back around a second time to see if you got me if you're still just as dumb as you were when you were dating them and usually you're not okay.

Is this called Submarining as well? What is submarine?

This is when your periscope is up.

You know, like submarine when you're above ground, right?

And then you guys break up and he goes away for a while and then I don't know where you see the

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