The International Best Seller by Heather Morris, now a Sky Original series.

You're looking for someone to write your life story.

I was a young man, lock up in a terrible place.

But I found something there, someone.

Watch now on... There, someone.

Watch now on Sky Atlantic, and buy the book at all good bookshops.

The Bert Show. Look, when someone lies to you, it hurts.

Really, really hurts, but when it's your own mom or dad,

Ooh, that's things a little bit different.

My mother is a liar.

Hey, I know Kady, I produce. She is, she is so it was I think it was about last week that I told you all the story

Bert you missed out on this one so I was talking about how how Mo likes to make me relive my childhood

trauma and there's certain things that within our six years of friendship that he

does not know about me and one of the examples I gave you all is the fact that

when I was a toddler I fell off the bed

bump my head and a nail went in, right?

Yeah, she got a nail through the head.

Yep.

You fell off or pushed off?

I would like to say my parents love me. I hope they can push me

and legit a nail went through your skull. Yes so if anyone like if you're like

sitting next to me you can see like the scar blends in with my forehead but there's a

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