The Dark Side of Internet Fame w/ Marcus King | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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SPONSORS: - Go to https://HelloFresh.com/bears10fm now to Get 10 Free Meals + a Free breakfast for Life! - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com This week, Bert Kreischer sits down with musician Marcus King for a wild, emotional ride—naked ocean stories with Navy SEALs, cocaine confessions, microdosing mushrooms, Southern rock rankings, and why internet comments haunt grown men at 3AM. Plus: TikTok ruining music, therapy drunk, and Bert accidentally following people who hate him. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 317 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:30 - Southern Rock & Creating Your Own Lane 00:07:01 - Marcus' Process, New Album, & Otis Redding 00:14:55 - Cigars With James Earl Jones 00:17:47 - Sobriety, Microdosing, & Losing the Sparkle 00:29:52 - Loving Yourself While The Internet Hates You 00:42:43 - Ranking Southern Rock Bands 00:49:44 - TikTok Ruining Music & Comedy 00:54:55 - It's Raining Tom 00:57:00 - Authentic Relationships 01:02:23 - The Most Realest Artists Out There 01:13:49 - Back To Top Southern Rock Bands 01:20:31 - Eulogies & Final Thoughts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:01.2	his new album darling blue is incredible from the second you started this is your third album
0:12.2	fourth then uh that seventh seventh is the third album i bought marcus king good to see you man good to see you brother Marcus King. Good to see you, man. Good to see you, brother. So good to see. Every time I see you, I smile. But every time I see you, I sometimes wonder if you go, oh, fuck, it's Burt. Never. No. Remember the last time I saw you? Was that at the Flora Bama? No, no, no. That was fun.
0:38.5	That was so fun.
0:39.3	And you had to explain to me how singing on stage worked.
0:43.3	Yeah.
0:46.0	No, we ran it.
0:47.1	Go ahead.
0:47.9	Tell everyone how it works.
0:50.3	I mean, it's a lot like this, you know.
0:53.0	It's just, you just got to project a little bit more.
0:56.1	And what did we do? We didn't love light. Yeah. It was a lot of fun. It was so fun. Florida is on the border of Florida and Alabama. It's called the Florida. They're big known for a mullet toss every year. Yep. And we had done fully loaded that night at the, whatever the stadium was, the Wharf,
1:15.0	amphitheater.
1:16.0	And then the whole, everyone went down.
1:18.5	It was our last night on tour.
1:20.0	I ended up naked in the ocean with the Navy SEAL.
1:22.5	Yeah.
1:22.7	My daughters were there.
1:23.6	My daughters were blown away.
1:25.5	I mean, my daughters are like, one daughter really
1:28.5	likes music. The other one, the other one I think likes the culture of music. Okay. Does that make
1:34.6	sense? That does make sense. Neither of them like Southern Rock, though. Okay. They're both into
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