The Dangers Of Mixed-Gendered Public Pools

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

ON TODAY’S SHOW The Distorted View Store is Open For 2022! Visit The Store Now! On Today’s Show: PROMO CODE: TOESUCKER – Tody’s DV Store Deal! 0:00.000 Meade Skelton Thinks Jesus Might Be White / Thoughts On Jewish People 2:46.994 Meade On Kanye / Nick Fuentes 7:43.890 Meade Has A Problem With Public Pools 15:13.437 Masturbation Is Witchcraft 20:29.324 Sideshow Holiday Deals! 26:40.092 Elon Musk Might Be A Chinese Hybrid Clone Gundam Mech Unit? 28:03.436 Toddler Corpse Nightstands 31:58.154 Voicemails: […]

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hey, Freaks! Tim heads in here with another amazing discovery!
0:06.5	Today, I'll only use promo code Towsucker and get $5 off any pair of distorted view socks from the distorted view store.
0:16.0	Save 33.3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3%, it's all part of the 12 days of distorted view savings.
0:24.0	Remember, promo code Towsucker, T-O-E-F-U-C-K-E-R!
0:30.5	Hey, Freaks! It's Monday, December 5th, 2022, coming up on the program today!
0:35.5	Witchcraft-style masturbation! Plus, Mead Skeleton is against integrated public swimming pools.
0:42.0	Elon Musk is a half-Asian hybrid clone, and corpse furniture.
0:46.5	Timeless design or just another trendy fad.
1:00.0	Come on a promesa, and it's two, and it's two!
1:12.5	Come on in Mannyanna, David Hano!
1:19.5	Come on a sunrisa, and it's two, and it's two!
1:26.5	I see, I see, and it's two!
1:34.5	Take all these pedanzas, and it's two, and it's two!
1:41.5	Come all you be a fresco, and it's monos!
1:48.5	Come on a fair brise, and it's two, and it's two!
1:54.5	I see, I see, and it's two, and it's two!
2:08.0	Come where I am before intake, and it's two!
2:22.0	Elf I go day, you're gone!
2:30.0	This is the distorted view show with Tim Hanson!
2:33.5	I'm gonna lose my mind today!
2:35.5	Drift a mass loop, and it's up your butt hole.
2:37.5	And I love the ass case of semen in my mouth.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Tim Henson, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Tim Henson and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.