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Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW The Distorted View Store is Open For 2022! Visit The Store Now! On Today’s Show: I’ve got a best-of show for you right now, but I’ll be back later today with a new episode of DV. Sit tight and enjoy! Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A […]

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0:00.0	Hey freaks, Tim back here to introduce a best of show.
0:06.0	Yeah, that's how we're going to start off the week.
0:10.0	Things are going great around here.
0:13.0	Now everything's fine, not sick, not dying.
0:15.0	Standard, boilerplate things I have to say.
0:18.0	Because if I don't, people start planning my funeral and stuff.
0:21.0	Can we just stop that now?
0:24.0	I think, you know, once last time I've been sick really.
0:28.0	Honestly, everything's going well here with me.
0:32.0	Knock on wood.
0:33.0	So no more jokes about my A-Z immune system or whatever.
0:38.0	Let's face it.
0:40.0	Home of phobic insult you're throwing my way.
0:43.0	You're big, it's all of you.
0:45.0	It's 2022.
0:46.0	Get with the program.
0:47.0	It's not funny.
0:48.0	It's not cute.
0:50.0	Y'all are assholes.
0:51.0	Listen, uh, no, I'm fine.
0:53.0	I will be back later today with a brand new episode of DV.
0:56.0	But I wanted to post something, you know, for your morning commute.
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