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Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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The Distorted View Store is Open For 2022! Visit The Store Now! On Today’s Show: PROMO CODE: MILKYMILKY 0:00.000 Sexbots And AI 2:21.107 I’m Making AI Art Over Here 5:01.138 AI Paints A Picture Of Our Meade 7:09.903 Emma Watson Won’t Leave This Guy Alone 8:41.948 Live King’s Apology Video / Infomercial 11:59.375 Hardcore Christian Hate Rap 22:09.315 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee 24:30.052 Support DV Today! 26:28.681 Vladimir Poo Poo Putin’ed Himself 28:06.176 Public Bestiality And A Little […]

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0:00.0	You know what time it is. It's time for another 12 days of distorted views savings.
0:06.0	Today, let me ask you a question. Who hasn't at one time or another wanted to blow their load all over my face?
0:14.0	Well, now you can add an amazing price.
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0:47.0	I don't want you to hit on me with some stupid cheesy pickup line. I want you to hit me. I want
1:11.8	you to use your hands and punch me until I can't feel it anymore. But my skin turned purple
1:24.1	as your user's stinky, big, hairy, meaty hands and put them around me. I want to feel like I
1:34.8	hated so much for feeling loved. I want to feel like I want to be a
1:52.4	unken
1:54.6	spank me
1:57.6	spank me Santa I'm an uniting girl
2:10.4	Well
2:16.1	nice to see you mind yoy sit in the back
2:17.7	It's just a fun thing.
2:19.7	Get off my phone!
2:21.2	And back here with you for the Wednesday edition of D.V.
2:24.7	Got a great one.
2:26.3	You know, one of the running jokes that we have
2:29.2	during the new segment is that every,
2:31.6	I don't know, five or six months,
2:33.3	there's a new story about sex robots.
2:36.7	For a couple of years, it was really the same new story
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