The Dangers of Driving While Black | Skye Fitzgerald
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2021
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | Ow! |
| 0:04.2 | Hey, what's going on, everybody? |
| 0:06.6 | I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distancing Show. |
| 0:10.0 | Today is Thursday, April 15th, which means today was the last chance you had to file |
| 0:16.6 | your taxes. |
| 0:17.6 | Oh no, you forgot, didn't you? |
| 0:21.1 | You were so screwed. |
| 0:22.4 | The IRS is on their way. |
| 0:24.3 | Right now! |
| 0:25.3 | Ron! |
| 0:26.3 | You gotta run! |
| 0:27.3 | They're gonna take everything! |
| 0:28.3 | Yeah, I'm just kidding. |
| 0:29.6 | They moved tax day to May 17th this year. |
| 0:32.9 | But you should have seen your face. |
| 0:34.4 | You left your family behind, man. |
| 0:36.3 | They're looking at you real weird right now. |
| 0:38.5 | Anyway, coming up on tonight's show, we meet the world leader who is driving an Uber. |
| 0:42.9 | We learn why Canada is winning the fashion Olympics, and we have the talk that every |
| 0:47.8 | black family has to give their kids. |
| 0:50.2 | So let's do this, people. |
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