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I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distancing Show.

Today is Wednesday, April 14th, which means it's the exact time of year,

when no matter what coach you decide to put on when you go outside,

it's going to be the wrong coach.

It's either too cold for a light coat or it's going to be too hot for a heavy coat.

That's why, when I go outside, always weigh the same coat, a super long trench coat,

with nothing on underneath.

Wait, what?

Anyway, coming up on tonight's show,

we talk about the latest developments in the police killing of Dante Wright,

how stayed home moms are finally getting their due,

and America is definitely pulling out of Afghanistan this time.

So, let's do this, people.

Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show.

From Trevor's couch in New York City to your couch somewhere in the world,

this is the Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah, here's edition.

Let's kick things off with the biggest announcement today that didn't involve the bachelor.

I'm talking about Afghanistan,

but country that much like the bathroom at a chili cook-off is almost always occupied.

The United States has now been in Afghanistan for nearly 20 years,

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