The Daily Show's Pandemmy Awards | Sherrilyn Ifill & Ewan McGregor
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 18 September 2020
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | BAM! |
| 0:05.2 | Why hello everybody. |
| 0:06.4 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 0:08.6 | I'm Trevor Noah. |
| 0:09.8 | Today is Thursday, the 17th of September. |
| 0:13.5 | And here's your quarantine tip of the day. |
| 0:15.8 | If you're planning on finally seeing your older relatives |
| 0:18.8 | for the first time in months, |
| 0:20.8 | remember, don't eat any of the hard candies that they give you. |
| 0:26.5 | And this is not a COVID thing. |
| 0:27.9 | Those things are just gross. |
| 0:29.2 | Anyway, on tonight's show, |
| 0:30.5 | Donald Trump divorces half the country. |
| 0:32.6 | Bill Barr says slavery is back, |
| 0:34.9 | and the coronavirus is getting its own award show. |
| 0:38.1 | So let's do this, people. |
| 0:39.2 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 0:43.4 | From Trevor's couch in New York City |
| 0:45.4 | to York couch somewhere in the world. |
| 0:48.0 | This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 0:51.6 | Here's the dish. |
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