Coronavirus Updates - COVID-19 at a College Party, Travel Headaches & Trump's Mask Misinformation
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 19 September 2020
⏱️ 26 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.6 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:04.6 | Utah. |
| 0:05.6 | The state in desperate need of the L-shaped Tetris piece. |
| 0:14.7 | We now know that one of the easiest ways to stop the spread of coronavirus is just to |
| 0:19.6 | have everybody wear a mask. |
| 0:21.4 | Unfortunately, telling everyone to wear a mask is also one of the easiest ways to spread |
| 0:25.0 | idiocy. |
| 0:26.0 | After more than one week since schools have reopened in Washington County, the Liberty |
| 0:30.1 | Action Coalition hosted a rally in front of the school district building this morning |
| 0:34.5 | up to a thousand people showed up saying that children being forced to wear masks in |
| 0:38.8 | classrooms is illegal and even unconstitutional. |
| 0:42.4 | Now, hundreds have gathered here in front of the Washington County administration building |
| 0:46.0 | calling for the end of a mask mandate. |
| 0:48.1 | If we want to wear a mask, that's fine. |
| 0:49.8 | We can take care of ourselves. |
| 0:51.4 | When George Floyd was saying, I can't breathe and then he died. |
| 0:54.9 | And now we're wearing a mask and we say, I can't breathe. |
| 0:58.0 | But we're being forced to wear it anyway. |
| 0:59.9 | I'll tell you another reason I hate masks. |
| 1:02.6 | Most child molesters love them. |
| 1:05.8 | God damn these people were crazy. |
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