"The Daddy Issues Expert" with Amber Rollo

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2018

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Marie almost gets murdered and Syd learns that bus drivers don't give a damn about her anemic ass. What are Daddy issues? do they turn you into a stripper? or a happily engaged woman? Do they make you date older men...and then cheat on his scary ass? Amber Rollo is our Daddy Issues Expert this week but is she REALLY the expert? You tell us hennyyy. Call you dad on speaker and listen RIGHT. NOW. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Give me a rake, break me over here,
0:04.0	an unofficial expert.
0:06.0	Hey guys, what's going on?
0:08.0	You know what's offensive when people like eat all the kick care bars at the same time?
0:12.0	Does that make sense? Like they bite it instead of breaking off a pea. like eat all the kick care bars at the same time.
0:12.7	Does that make sense?
0:13.3	Like they bite it instead of breaking off a piece.
0:15.2	Well, those people I wouldn't trust with my child.
0:18.3	I'm not.
0:18.8	I wouldn't trust those people with my goatfish.
0:20.4	Yeah, like those people are weird and we don't want know parts of that. Those are serial killers. Yeah, and they have those people have small dicks. Oh, Marie, small dicks. Talk about it. Are you talking about somebody's been sitting? No, but I'm just saying if you eat your kick-cat bars like that, your dick little.
0:34.0	Your dick is tiny.
0:36.0	Micropenis.
0:37.0	Hey guys.
0:38.0	Anyway, that's the way we wanted to start the podcast.
0:40.0	We wanted to talk about micropenises.
0:42.0	And now I'm ready to continue.
0:43.6	Sydney, how you doing?
0:44.8	I am fabulous, you know, just living my best life,
0:48.6	unmoisturized ankles and all.
0:50.3	Yeah, but your knees are shiny.
0:51.7	Your knees look like you hit them with a little frankincense.
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