Sugar Daddy's & White Ladies

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Sydnee's pimp hand is reeeeal strong this week when she tries to convince Marie to join SugarDaddy.com. We've got new segments, sis! As usual, we're asking the hard-hitting questions like: Where are all the single Asian dudes in NY? Is there a right way to do drugs with strangers in the park?? What are the Hwhites up to?? More importantly, who is coming to our live show at Ludlow House on August 15th at 8pm? Grab your Lisa Frank gear and listen to this messiness Right. Now. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	And we're back.
0:02.0	And we're back.
0:04.0	Hello, hello, hello.
0:05.0	Welcome to the Loud Ratchet Hour with Marie Monstrand.
0:09.0	And Sydney Washington.
0:10.0	Sydney Elizabeth Washington.
0:11.0	Sydney Walla, Washington. Sydney Walla, Walla, Wala, Wala, Wala, Wala, Wala,
0:15.0	Bing, bang, yes.
0:18.0	Or, Uchi Wale, Wale, Bang,
0:21.0	Yes, that's that's Sydney, Uchiwali, Washington.
0:24.0	Sydney Uchiwali, bang, bang. What's up?
0:27.8	Sydney is a whore.
0:29.1	I am. Let's get into it.
0:30.3	So we just got back from a pool on a roof in Manhattan and Sydney changed clothes when she got here and her whole butt is out.
0:43.8	Yes it is.
0:44.8	It's a pink and green, I want to say Romber?
0:48.8	It's like a beach cover up that she wore on the train.
0:51.9	It's disgusting the way I sat on the train.
0:54.4	Because that was bare ass was on the train.
0:56.2	I was like, I'm gonna get all the bumbuntz on my butt
0:59.3	and that's what it's gonna be.
1:01.0	They're gonna be like little freckles on my butt.
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