The Dad Kissed The Babysitter! What Now?!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 31 August 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Listen, it's the birch show. |
| 0:02.0 | So mom, so you tired, you find it yourself tired like mid-morning, like even before |
| 0:06.5 | noon, you're just freaking exhausted, you find yourself tired from the moment I wake |
| 0:11.1 | up till the moment I go to bed. |
| 0:13.3 | There is never, there's never not a feeling of not being tired. |
| 0:18.2 | Um, casting, I'm assuming the same thing for you. |
| 0:20.6 | Oh, yeah, I went to bed at seven and woke up late at 5 a.m. this morning and I'm still |
| 0:24.4 | tired. |
| 0:25.4 | You went to bed at seven o'clock? |
| 0:26.4 | Yeah, I got the kids to bed early. |
| 0:27.6 | They skipped their naps and I was like, no, 6 30 get in bed and they fell asleep and |
| 0:32.0 | then I pieced out. |
| 0:33.0 | And you slept through the night and then overslapped through my alarm. |
| 0:35.6 | That's how tired I am. |
| 0:36.6 | And I'm still tired. |
| 0:37.6 | I'm happy. |
| 0:38.6 | No drugs. |
| 0:39.6 | No nothing. |
| 0:40.6 | Just slept through the night. |
| 0:41.6 | Oh, I took a Delta 9 gummy for sure. |
| 0:42.6 | I was like, I'm not waking up to go to the bathroom. |
| 0:46.2 | Chad's got the monitor on. |
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