Get it the bird show.

All right, Abby's about to call out a bunch of her hypocritical friends here in just one second before we get to that

Look, you got to be really really careful with your Alexa here. Like your kids are sophisticated with technology now

And it doesn't matter how old they are just a do tell them a story today that his five-year-old used their Alexa

And ended up behind $5,000 worth of toilet

$5,000 and a hot tub

My five-year-old ordered almost $1,000 worth of toys on Amazon this morning

He even ordered a $500 hot tub

So parents make sure you've disabled voice purchasing on the Alexa

All right, here's the sample of his kid hitting up Alexa now be careful if you're at the house because your Alexa might go off here

Alexa get me a monster truck it jumps

23 inches off ground

Alexa add a little hot tub to make up

Alexa get me a lazy river. It's 45 feet around

Alexa add

112 water slides to make up

So Alexa heard that and said okay, you must have said hot tub

Alexa's a genie

All right Abby let him have it

This is one of the best parts about having a mic because sometimes you get to blast your friends for being hypocrites

But I'm going to try and do this lovingly because I

Girl groups are notoriously hard to navigate because usually there are friend groups within friend groups

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