The Cursed Pussy Squirt Of Black Women

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Visit The Distorted View Merch Store Now! Introduction 0:00.000 Newsflash: Car Salesmen Are Shady AF 1:59.442 Drunk T-mobile Employee Erases Woman’s Phone 10:06.579 Finding Out Your Wife Is On Onlyfans 16:03.315 Man Tries To Enter Store 1 Minute Before Closing 22:32.493 When Your Uber Eats Driver Eats Your Food 26:37.965 Become A Member Of The Sideshow Now! 29:28.847 The Bad Seed Of Black Women 30:24.168 Recording Your Amazon Delivery To Prove You Got Scammed 37:21.768 Thanks To […]

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0:00.0	Freaks is Wednesday, January 18th, 2023, coming up on the program today, don't let a drunk
0:06.2	guy try to fix your iPhone. Plus, confronting your prostitute whore of a wife. Thanks to
0:11.9	Christians, we might just get a penis festival, and the cursed pussy juice of a black woman.
0:17.9	All this with your voice mails, today!
0:19.6	Distorted View Daily, proudly presents great moments in video game tournaments.
0:50.6	So, you know you're right? Yes, I'm very asked. I live in Columbus.
0:56.8	Everyone in Columbus is crazy. So, you live with Bumass Andre.
1:00.4	What? You live in this area with Bumass Andre.
1:02.4	I wanted to play him, but he was busy.
1:05.5	Of course, man. That's not real niggas see.
1:08.3	I'm not real.
1:11.5	That's not real niggas.
1:13.5	I just wanted to run the modern match people, so I could get them to take it seriously,
1:18.6	because money was on the line, and because of time it's fun.
1:22.5	Well, you know what?
1:24.1	You ruin me and don't cry. But it's cool. You want to stop crying niggas? Stop crying.
1:31.1	Stop crying niggas. Stop crying, man. Stop crying.
1:36.7	Hey, everybody lose money. It's the way it's the world. You got to ask, but you got up.
1:40.9	That's fine. That's why I have a job.
1:42.7	You got books.
1:43.5	This is the distorted news show with Tim Hanson.
1:46.6	L.O.L.
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