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Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Visit The Distorted View Merch Store Now! Introduction 0:00.000 DV Merchandise Store Closing Up For The Year 2:17.368 God Is Back And He’s Hotter Than Ever 3:23.085 Reading Death Threats Out Loud At A School Board Meeting 5:19.982 Stop Teaching Children The Number 6! My Solution… 10:07.564 Woman Refuses To Understand How A Stop Sign Works 13:13.024 Incel Tries His Luck In The Youtube Comments 17:48.759 Youtube Do-Gooder Is In Over His Head Helping The Homeless 23:34.568 […]

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0:00.0	Hi, Freaks! It's Friday, January 20th, 2023, coming up on the program today, reading
0:05.3	death threats at a school board meeting. Plus, replacing six with a more palatable number.
0:11.0	One brave lawmaker says he's sick and tired of accidentally eating baby parts, and trying
0:15.6	to find love in the YouTube comment section. I'll come up today.
0:19.4	Hello, this is John Wayne. Now, you crazy sorry, son of a bitch, you're not John Wayne,
0:35.2	John Wayne's dead. You get the hell off my phone and shut your mouth. I'm going to put
0:40.0	a picture on my phone and I'm going to get out of here and eat it in trouble. You
0:47.0	stop calling up there like that. You understand? You ever see a buffalo? Oh, son of a bitch,
0:53.1	you're a son of a bitch. Get out of my phone! Last night, a man sneaked into the chuck wagon.
0:58.5	Hello. We're going to Missouri.
1:04.5	Hell no, I'm not going to Missouri. You stupid thing I ever say.
1:10.5	I'm broke. I got nothing to buy with. This one here, you crazy idiot. Do you know who
1:16.3	you're talking to? Mexican. Indian's maybe. No, I don't think you do. To throw the
1:24.4	bone cut in, I'm going to cut our cops. I was hard of me in arrest and abused out here
1:29.1	by bus to eat and get some of my phones. And my phone number's supposed to be in this.
1:36.1	Hello. Hello. This is John Wayne. No, it's not John Wayne. John Wayne is dead. You
1:45.1	couldn't have heard of it. You couldn't have heard of it, Mr. Joe. I know John Wayne is dead.
1:49.1	Who in the hell are you if I got a hand? I'm not an idiot. If I pull him, he's stupid.
1:54.1	I'm going to Brad with this. He's going to follow me. Get on my phone and stay out.
1:59.1	We're going to Missouri.
2:01.1	This is the distorted view show with Tim Hanson. Hi, Galileo 23.
2:07.1	I actually want to be brainless. I'm going to touch the feces and masturbate with it.
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