Martin Luther King Dong Jr. Tribute

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 16 January 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey Franks, it's Monday, January 16th, 2023, coming up on the program today, real alpha
0:06.0	males don't eat chocolate women, plus this holiday is not for Asians.
0:11.0	Sorry, see yourself out.
0:12.9	The sculpture honoring Martin Luther King Jr. that looks like a fat dog and a world record holder
0:17.5	of pedo images, all coming up today.
0:22.8	Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day from the Mormon Church.
0:27.0	The head of the Mormon God's called a great heavenly council meeting.
0:33.5	Both of Elohim's eldest sons were there, Lucifer and his brother Jesus.
0:40.8	A plan was presented to build planet earth, Lucifer stood and made his bid for becoming
0:46.6	savior of this new world.
0:49.3	Warning the glory for himself, he planned to force everyone to become gods.
0:54.2	Proposing the idea, the Mormon Jesus suggested giving man this freedom of choice, as on
1:00.5	other planets.
1:02.4	The vote that followed, approved the proposal of the Mormon Jesus, who would become savior
1:07.6	of the planet earth.
1:09.5	Enraged, Lucifer cunningly convinced one-third of the spirits destined for earth to fight
1:15.5	with him and revolt.
1:19.9	Thus Lucifer became the devil and his followers the demons.
1:25.7	Sent to this world, they would forever be denied bodies of flesh and bone.
1:31.2	Those who remain neutral in the battle, were cursed to be born with black skin.
1:37.0	This is the Mormon explanation for the Negro race.
1:39.8	We at last, we at last, break from the mighty, we are free at last.
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