I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

It's the Bob and Sherry Show with Bob.

What have I become?

And Sherry.

I don't sit like a lady and I swear like a pirate.

And now from the palatial Bob and Sherry studios, it's Bob and Sherry.

It's time now for you to answer the question, is this sad or interesting?

Sad or interesting?

Okay.

There's a 47-year-old dude.

His name is Jeff Gebhardt, and he lives near Kansas City, Kansas.

And he's offering $25,000 to anybody who can find him a girlfriend.

He's 47 years old.

He put up a website called date jeffg.com.

It has a video and some information about Jeff.

He is a successful entrepreneur.

He's in really good shape.

And he's been in a lot of long-term relationships,

but he's never been engaged and he's never been married. So if you suggest a potential girlfriend

to him and it works out, Mr. Jeff there will send you a check for $25,000. And after he pays you,

he says he'll also make a twenty five thousand dollar

donation to an animal shelter or other or another animal charity that you choose and if you

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