Never Forget a Birthday (Airdate 2.19.2020)
Bob & Sheri
Now! Media | Bob & Sheri
4.7 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2020
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
Man Breaks World Record for Popping Balloons with His Feet.
Drew Carrey’s Ex-Wife Murdered.
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Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me.
Man Crashes Car Then Gets Attacked by Bees.
Never Forget a Birthday.
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Max is in Trouble.
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| 0:00.0 | Guess what today is? |
| 0:01.1 | Yes, Wednesday? |
| 0:01.8 | Wednesday. |
| 0:02.9 | Hit it! |
| 0:04.8 | Wednesday, I can't sleep. |
| 0:08.4 | Wednesday morning. |
| 0:09.5 | Wednesday, happy days. |
| 0:11.1 | Wednesday. |
| 0:11.8 | Wednesday. |
| 0:12.5 | Now, from the palatial Bob and Sherry studios on this Wednesday, it's Bobb and Sherry. |
| 0:17.6 | Yes, it is. |
| 0:19.5 | Here's some breaking news for you. Breaking news. An Idaho man |
| 0:23.6 | broke a world record for popping balloons with his feet. Why didn't I think of doing that? |
| 0:31.7 | Why didn't I think? What was the existing world record? I don't. That doesn't say that's the only |
| 0:36.4 | thing I have. This might have been your one shot at immortality. I know. I could do it. I don't have a lot of skills, but I feel I could be competitive. You can pop balloons with your feet. I feel I could be competitive in doing that. How do you merchandise that? You know, how do you make a book after breaking the record for popping the most balloons with your feet? |
| 0:55.6 | Here's what happens. |
| 0:56.9 | That guy will go to county and state fairs, and he will get paid more than you ever have to go anywhere. |
| 1:04.2 | And he'll have a rider that includes like Tito's vodka and a private dressing room. |
| 1:08.9 | You watch. |
| 1:09.6 | And people will just pay to see him do his thing because he's so good at it. |
| 1:16.1 | You're going to ask Siri what it is? |
| 1:18.0 | Yeah, I'm going to want to know how close you were to this immortality. |
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