4.2 • 605 Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2024
⏱️ 22 minutes
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0:00.0 | I'm a freak. I have hands and I have feet. And if you saw me, you'd faint. You'd be petrified, mummified, turned into stone. |
0:22.4 | These were the words of Geff, the strangest creature, the bewildered of farming family and |
0:28.6 | most of the United Kingdom, when his story was reported on across many city newspapers. |
0:35.9 | It is impossible to deny that there is serious evidence for Gep's reality, |
0:41.5 | said Mr R. S Lambert of the BBC in the 1930s. We could be forgiven for believing that Gep was a man |
0:49.3 | or a boy, but in fact Gep was an animal, an animal that appeared not quite of this world. |
0:57.6 | The closest description of Geff, or Jeff, as he became more commonly known, was apparently a mongoose |
1:04.5 | that could talk. Mungoose is the English name for the family of Herpes Diday, who are small carnivores native to Eurasia, Africa and Southern Europe. |
1:16.6 | They have long bodies, long angular faces and short legs with the tail. |
1:22.6 | They were venerated in ancient Egypt for their ability to handle venomous snakes. |
1:28.3 | Well, Geff, who was most colloquially called Jeff, also took on other appearances too, |
1:35.3 | varying from a strange-looking cat to something that looked a bit like a pig and other indefinable small monsters. Mostly though, Geff was invisible. He appeared on the |
1:50.1 | Isle of Man at a small and isolated farm called Dorlash Cashman, owned by a 58-year-old Mr. T. Irving, |
1:59.2 | a former travelling piano salesman. Mr. Irving himself was somewhat of an |
2:05.5 | anomaly too, for although he owned the farm, he didn't work it, and remained always immaculately |
2:13.2 | suited with uncalloused hands. He and his wife had a 12-year-old daughter called Vore, who was known to wander the moors alone, |
2:25.4 | except accompanied by her dog Mona. |
2:29.5 | It was said that the dog would hypnotise a rabbit with mesmerism, while the child sneaked up on the rabbit from behind and clubbed it to death. |
2:41.0 | The Isle of Man newspaper wrote, |
2:44.0 | The Spook, Obegain, has chosen an ideal spot. No lonelier place could be found, isolated from the outside world, up a narrow |
2:54.2 | lane. The Bougain, as we should call this creature, has set aflame the fumes of fancy, |
3:01.2 | an evil spirit has taken possession. The family's farmhouse was up a steep, desolate hill and two miles from the nearest village. |
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