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Mrs. Claus has me under a In the middle of one of my snack breaks,

Mrs. Claus has me under a strict diet.

First breakfast, then a snack, then second breakfast,

another snack, lunch, snack, then a cookie break, then another snack, then a full Christmas

meal followed by another cookie break.

Oh, keeping up with my figure takes a lot of work.

Oh, but you're not here for dietary tips.

No, you just couldn't stay away.

I understand, now that you had a bite of the fruit cake you want the

figgy pudding. Well unfortunately I've had all the figgy pudding but what I

have here is a story that might just satiate

your sweep tooth. Now where did I put that letter. Ah!

Whoops! I seem to have made it my napkin.

Oh, let me just, um...

Ah, there.

Good as almost new. You can hardly see the chocolate milk. Anyways, the letter I have here comes

from your friendly nosy neighbor. It has all the right ingredients, mystery, curiosity, and

flavorful consistency to make this tale one savory treat.

So gather all your kitchen appliances and listen close. Oh, Well, it's not every day a person finds themselves in a police station sitting across from a detective with such a sensational

story to report.

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