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welcome back.

and here I thought I scared you off.

Did that last story chill you to your bones? No? Then I guess you've got a lot of

spine. Oh, ho, ho, I'm practicing a few Halloween jokes, you know, skeletons, zombies, monster puns. It really gets me in the holiday spirit.

Oh, I'm still working on it. Stand-ups not as easy as

delivering presents for billions of children. And you know what else isn't easy?

Parking. No, this is... You know what else isn't easy.

Parking?

No, this isn't a joke.

It's the reason I land on your roof.

Despite what you might have been told,

I don't dream of being a chimney sweep, but try parallel parking with nine reindeer.

One year I landed in what I thought was a snowy parking lot. Turns out it was a frozen pond.

Oh, unfortunately, my insurance does not cover sunken slays.

But speaking of ice, this next story is particularly chilling.

I've already set it aside as I have a sinking suspicion that you might like it.

frozen by fear, but in the heat of love, a young lad treads on unsteady ground.

Will his daydreams come true?

Or with his nightmares turn real?

There's only one way to know. So gather round and listen close. Yes. I told her it was a bad idea.

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