The Comedy Episode

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2018

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Emma and Matteo are FINALLY reunited on a very special episode of #InsideTheCloset. They give you all the tea on just how much clawing, crawling, and desperation it really takes to make it in comedy. We dip into some mild armchair therapy, and Matteo tells us a little more about his synesthesia. All that and an ominous message for Emma. Remember to rate and subscribe? See us live at NYC Podfest April 8 https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/10246331 Or the Vegas Comedy Cellar Emma's there between the 12th and 15th and Matteo's there http://www.comedycellar.com/line-up/las-vegas/?_date=%0D%0A%09%09%09%09%09%09%091523491200 Follow us and let us know how to get more listeners - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ & @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.
0:05.0	Inside the closet.
0:07.0	All right, here we are.
0:10.0	I haven't seen you in a long time. It's nice to be across.
0:13.0	Yeah.
0:14.0	I got my little outfit, my punk rocker outfit from my punk rocker girl audition.
0:18.0	And we're both back in good health.
0:20.0	I, my nose is running, I'm'm so I've beaten down myself to the point of I just
0:25.9	got over cold so I'm begging you not to I sound like Lindsay Lohan today
0:28.7	because I'm getting over like a horrible cough.
0:33.4	Or Rachel Ray.
0:34.4	Does Rachel Ray even have like a voice like that?
0:37.8	Are you joking?
0:38.8	Have you ever heard a voice?
0:39.4	Literally she opens the show and she's like,
0:41.0	she's like, she sounds like the devil like she sounds like the devil.
0:43.9	She sounds like the devil.
0:45.6	I'm doing a full bit on Raceway right now.
0:48.3	By the way, when I know, and the only thing I know,
0:51.2	because I hadn't even know what her voice sounds like, but I still
0:54.0	it's still like people that don't know what she sounds like, people will still laugh because...
0:58.1	I say she, we're stuck with her forever because she's one of Oprah's horcruxes.
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