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Inside the Closet

Devil's Fish

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2018

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Emma's phoning it in from LA this week, and Matteo is finally home in New York. #InsideTheCloset finds one of our hosts covered in hives, and the other one getting in bed with a sexual superstar. Emma gives Matteo an emotional pep talk, and Matteo helps her figure out what she's looking for in a partner. All that, some mom love and a message about learning, growing and forgiveness. Check it out!    See us live! https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/10246331   Follow - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/   Follow - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Check out Patti, the beautiful mustachioed mermaid- @legalminor Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.

0:05.0

Inside the closet.

0:07.0

Oh, we're recording.

0:10.0

Okay, Emma, so now we've switched it up so now I'm now I'm in the studio and you're

0:16.7

calling in. I'm calling in. I'm calling in.

0:18.8

Mateo and I are wheeling and deal and trying to make it happen for you guys. I know it's and our credit scores.

0:24.4

And it's so funny because someone was like can you do two episodes a week? I'm like we can

0:27.9

barely make one episode a week. We're not even in the same goddamn place.

0:32.1

Although I would actually love to do two episodes.

0:34.0

Oh, I would love to do two a week.

0:36.0

You know what, we should sit and discuss...

0:37.0

Well, the other thing too is like, we're not getting paid.

0:40.0

So you know, it's like, I feel like we could do two a week if we could figure out how do people get sponsors I don't understand everyone's got like a blue apron or like a diaper rash or something and everyone's always like you know we've got like a squatty potty and I'm like squatty potty you have one episode out

0:55.9

Motayo and I yeah we do squatty party we do whatever I would do whatever I would do whatever I would do whatever I'll wear a diaper. I don't give a shit

1:04.9

Yeah, hey, that's where it's at right now

1:11.5

so how are you I have it this is real like you guys are like this is a podcast but also like with hey when I actually haven't caught up in a little while we have

1:13.8

doing I'm doing really well for those who don't know and okay first of all I

1:18.5

want to just say I did two shows in Chicago at the Lincoln Lodge and they were

1:21.6

awesome both sold out so thanks to everyone

1:23.4

who came. Emma I had, you know this because I took you through I mean we talked a little

1:30.4

bit I ate octopus in Spain. I went to Spain to visit my

1:35.0

boyfriend. It was amazing. Living your best life. Living my best life.

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