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Inside the Closet

Condiments Like Yourself

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2018

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

It's snowing in New York, and it's tearing #InsideTheCloset apart! Matteo had to fly out early because of the weather, so this week it's all Emma. She catches us up on her crush and wants help opening up to a friend about mental health. Then she takes your questions (only some of which were directed at Matteo) about how to ask someone's sexual preference, social lives of mayo, and word choice. Remember to drink more water, for Emma. See us live at NYC Podfest April 8 https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/10246331    Or the Vegas Comedy Cellar  http://www.comedycellar.com/line-up/las-vegas/?_date=%0D%0A%09%09%09%09%09%09%091523491200 Tweet Emma photos of you drinking water- @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Wish Matteo safe travels @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.

0:05.0

Inside the closet.

0:07.0

All right, what's up guys? This is Emma Wilman and you're listening to inside the closet and I'm here in a room by myself because

0:17.0

Mateo had an unexpected trip. It wasn't an unexpected trip. He's in the UK right now, but because of the snowstorm he had to go a day early and then he was flying so he's just getting to wherever he is in the UK

0:29.5

But we still want to do an episode for you guys so it's me it's just me in here

0:34.0

talking myself let's take your best now on how long it'll take me to talk to myself and

0:38.1

have a breakdown also don't worry I'm gonna do some questions for you guys and

0:41.6

I'll probably be a little bit shorter.

0:43.2

But first of all, thank you guys so much for listening to this.

0:47.2

I would say I've been pretty depressed this past week only because I felt kind of beaten that.

0:55.0

There's like I wonder what it's like if you guys get this and it's got to be there's

0:59.6

got to be some like tying with like all other kinds of jobs but where you just it's like a

1:03.2

series of things that you're excited about and then when they don't yeah the

1:06.8

the crash of I think I'm like just a little like burnt out from pilot

1:11.0

season I went to Toronto and saw my crush and it was really nice, but I

1:16.3

chickened out of asking her if she was dating other people. I chickened out because right

1:21.1

when I got there she was talking about how her ex-ex

1:26.8

girlfriend called her all the time and she's like oh this ex-girlfriend calls me

1:30.2

like four times a day even like at 2 a.m. and I was like man that's crazy and I was like well how

1:35.1

your girlfriend when you the last one that you were with how did she deal with that

1:37.9

that your ex was calling you at 2 a.m. and she's like I didn't I didn't pick up

1:40.2

when I was with her but now that I'm not with someone I pick up so in my

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