The Comedy Button: Episode 524

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2022

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

We examine the carbon footprint of breast implants, have a debate about monkey bread, try to decide which of two crimes are worse, and hear Kristin's best guess at the plot of Superman Returns. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the comedy button. I'm your host, Brian Altono with me tonight is Ryan Scott
0:06.0	Hello, I'm with you tonight. Max Scoville. Yippin' Yappin dogs and dinner bells everybody get out those sausages
0:12.2	It's time for the whip at race and Kristen Vannear who's doing her nails. I
0:19.0	Cut myself today with my nails. I need to trim them down. I love that night. I
0:23.6	The other day with my knife
0:26.9	I cut myself
0:30.0	So you gotta you know
0:32.7	I'm good
0:35.2	It's in file them down or whatever
0:39.4	I don't know why I call the Johnny Cash song a nine-inch nail song, but that's my closest association with that you cut yourself with your nails
0:46.3	I really don't have to do
0:48.4	I have to file my nails
0:50.4	I like that it he what is he changed to lyric like I this what is like this thrown of shit or something
0:55.6	It's like thrown of shit in the night. I just like he's like thrown of dirt or whatever
0:59.6	And I love the idea that like that is how Johnny Cash says shit. He doesn't like Arnold so shit and he'll do all dirt
1:05.9	I've stepped in some dog dirt
1:08.1	I'll have sex with Dolly Parton in the titties as a ghost before I say the S word
1:15.2	Anyway
1:17.2	What I was like a weird sick dream that you probably I don't have a weird sick dream about Johnny Cash being a ghost having sex with Dolly Parton
1:25.4	Okay, all right, you know, she's not dead, but did you mean like her old boobs, which are definitely in heaven?
1:31.8	He's oh my god
1:37.3	Yeah, I don't like in the ground somewhere. I mean, yeah, they're not there
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