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The Comedy Button

The Comedy Button: Episode 525

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

We decide what our drug nicknames are, explore the local porn forests, learn that Brian's mom was a hard-boiled party detective, and recount the longest lies we've ever kept up. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to the County button. I'm your host Brian. I'll tell you with me is Ryan cocaine scop

0:07.1

That's right all the cocaine

0:10.6

Kristen vandiar outside high high is a high is a a

0:16.8

Cardinal

0:20.2

What that's your bird

0:23.0

Chris and vandiar I'm embarrassed to be here. She doesn't have a drug nickname

0:27.3

No, I am I'm Kristen Marwan

0:36.9

She's the the I don't know I'm the new drug on the street. No, I'm the new drug on the street that KVDY baby

0:46.0

Scott chasing the white dragon

0:48.0

That's right. That's right. Let me ride that snake and max needle in the arm in the gutter

0:58.9

Jesus dark. I don't know what do you want?

1:05.4

Jokes are dark

1:07.4

They're came back this week. They're they're back on the scene. They got some words who came to have a they have a mascot aside from like a state trooper

1:14.1

Yeah, what was the mask? I'll lie in there. It was four it was four letters that were really good

1:19.5

It was like it was like four letters that didn't look like the double-dare font. Yeah, exactly

1:25.0

It was like a scary double day when I was when I was in the first I think I had two years of dare the first year

1:30.1

They were like, okay, you get the shirt that says dare in red letters because you're welcome

1:34.2

I paid I paid for that by the way. Yeah, well, there's still candy wrappers on the side of the highway

1:38.7

So it's get back to work. I had to give I had to give five hundred dollars to the state of New Jersey to print those shirts

1:43.4

Well, then the next year they gave out ones where the dare look did the dare letters roll in neon different colors

1:48.2

And I was like oh somebody got a little crazy with the confiscated paraphernalia

1:52.7

That's the one that's the one my wife has right now. She's got that that rainbow colored dare shirt

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