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Thank you all for joining us on Brian, Altonna with me tonight is Chris and Vandear

Cool cats and daddies. We made it. We made it Ryan Scott

Scott Romney and Max goville called out about a minute before we start recording because he had a headache

That's the first time you told the truth about Matt Scoville. Yeah, he is a headache because he's a guy who's so hard

And right so I told him to drown himself

No, you told him to put his head underwater in a bathtub, which it's just

It's a great advice when you have a bad headache. You just I don't know where you're like shit because you never wash it unless you have a headache

That's because I think I haven't had an actual haircut in like two years Scott and

Because you had you definitely have had a haircut in the last two years because previously you were looking a little bit

I haven't had like a real we have some clippers

He's a slow bite Ryan's Ryan's barber has been in jail since January 6th

Yeah, he anniversary Ryan would you do on the anniversary?

I wish my hair almost every night Scott so in jail

Yeah, I would look into it. All right, but uh, it's you really you fill up a whole bathtub and you put you get in the bathtub or just your head no, I just

For my head. I just I feel like the whole bathtub. I just I just lean over the edge. I feel like you have I feel like you have

You have like a little mini horse trough in the backyard that

Your clothes is down and you just like dunk your head in it. You know why there's no water in California

We get these warnings because yeah every time you have a head injury you put your head under water

Do just do what uh max's wife does our our lovely Jen she just tells you to waterboard yourself

She says that the best way to get rid of hiccups is just to put up

Just the headache

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