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The Comedy Button

The Comedy Button: Episode 522

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2021

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

The world suddenly makes a lot more sense when you realize there are no actual adults anywhere up in here, especially when it's five nonsense people trying to imagine which Master of Disguise scene Dana Carvey was filming when 9/11 happened. And that's a wrap on 2021, everyone! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Transcript

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0:00.0

If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less liver of

0:03.8

sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out. And hey, maybe you already

0:07.6

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0:12.3

tangle-free and noise-canceling earbuds in one of seven styles and seven colors,

0:16.0

so you can drown out the sounds of the dystopian hellscape that is everyday life.

0:19.9

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0:23.4

33% off your purchase and free world wide shipping.

0:26.0

Hello and welcome to the County button. I'm your host Brian Altono. This is the last official

0:31.8

episode of the County button of 20... Jesus, 2021. The year that was two years long. And I figured

0:44.2

we'd do a little bit of, I have nothing planned at all. So let's throw a whole right here to that.

0:49.0

Hi, my host Brian Altono with me is Max Scoville. Howdy. Scott Brownway. Krustin, then, you're

0:59.9

Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

1:07.4

Calendar. Happy birthday, calendar. What is that? Decided to start. This is the first,

1:14.0

this is when a new year started. It's arbitrarily this day. Happy birthday to all that, I guess,

1:19.7

this is... It really is a new calendar. I want 365 days to start. So this is not...

1:26.4

Not the worst year of the last two years. You guys know why the calendar is fucking stupid.

1:32.4

There's a lot of reasons, but like, you know how December is the 12th month?

1:36.9

So I tuned into the comedy back. So July and August were made to...

1:40.4

The Romans were like, we should honor Julius Caesar and Augustus Caesar. So they just shoved

1:46.4

a couple months in there. But normally it was, you know, if you go, you know, October, November,

1:52.5

December, that's 8, 9, 10 in Latin. But instead...

1:56.5

I told you that it's in November.

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