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purchase and free world wide shipping. Hello everybody and welcome to the very special audio

component of the 1996 in karta encyclopedia CD-ROM. I'm your host, slow-motion video of a cat

falling. Joining me tonight are some very special people such as Laura's photograph of Benchman

Franklin, Brian O'Tana. What a time it was to be Benchman Franklin inventor of the keys.

And then we have a crew drawing of one pyramid. The other ones aren't even there. Ryan Scott.

Yeah, I'm a triangle. You sure are built by the pores. And then of course we have the bibliography

Kristen Van der R. What up? You're in the whole period. I'm not pretending we're a CD-ROM.

That's what we do here. Scott is not here because he had a diorongo of the fungus once more.

It's every joke we make about him always about how he has diarrhea. Is that an ongoing thing all the time?

No, he was actually out because his ball got huge. Just one.

Scott is the person that would brag about that. Oh by the way, I got one big old testicle. Look at me.

That's Scott. That's my impression of Scott. That's not that's not too bad. It's pretty close.

Okay, well I like the diarrhea story more. Yeah. I feel like that's a bad habit we've

gotten into making podcasts. Whenever somebody's not there, you're just fucking lie about them.

I know. I know. We all do it too. We're all over the building. What's the little, can we share

what we think each other's lies are for each other? Does that make sense? I'll go.

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