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The Comedy Button

The Comedy Button: Episode 515

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2021

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Kristin tries to figure out TikTok, social media believes all kinds of wrong and stupid things about us, our horoscopes are definitely not a bunch of nonsense, and we wish some sweet toys upon our younger selves. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Transcript

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0:00.0

If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible.

0:02.1

So if you want to retain any less liver of sanity,

0:04.2

you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out.

0:06.2

And hey, maybe you already have some, but life is impermanent.

0:09.6

So go to tweedaudio.com and grab a backup pair of durable,

0:12.4

tangle-free and noise-canceling earbuds in one of seven styles and seven colors

0:16.0

so you can drown out the sounds of the dystopian hellscape that is everyday life.

0:20.0

Again, that's tweedaudio.com and use the offer code GeekBox at checkout

0:23.3

for 33% off your purchase and free worldwide shipping.

0:26.9

Three, two, hello!

0:28.7

And well, we've been doing this for 10 years.

0:32.8

You don't say two or one.

0:36.2

Three?

0:38.8

No, that's one you only don't say two or one when you call down from 10.

0:42.0

We started the show. Hi everyone, it's your dipshit here.

0:48.8

We're going to turn this car around because,

0:53.6

okay, so Ryan watched Wayne's world 100 years ago and probably a hundred

0:57.4

times since then. And he remembers that when you,

0:59.4

I could quote that movie start to spend.

1:01.3

I know, but when you count down from 10 or from five in production, you go five.

1:05.2

You always say two or one.

1:07.1

Three and then you don't say two or one.

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