The Comedy Button: Episode 513

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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We have a very strange conversation about Mummies Alive, wonder about horse treats, try to imagine what sorts of 2010s nostalgia we'll be inundated with in 20 years, and debate traveling through time to talk to ourselves. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:26.0	Greetings and salutations everyone and welcome once again to NPR's Fresh Air. I'm just
0:32.2	fucking with you. This is the comedy button. It's much much worse. I'm Max Scoville and joining me
0:36.7	are my good friends, Brian Autano. We're like NPR's fart air. Scott Bromley.
0:42.8	Uh, Egypt is currently experiencing a shortage of mummy paper and Ryan Scott.
0:50.3	I'm also here. Yes. That's my favorite joke you've ever done, Brian.
0:55.6	I think it's our gay smile to briefings. We did like an NPR intro and you're like Egypt is currently
1:05.6	experiencing a shortage of mummy paper. This is why we're destined to be friends everyone
1:14.8	because we all talk about mummy's a good deal. Oh man, mummy's a...
1:18.8	Yeah. Mummy's were... Max, you strike me as someone who knows a lot of lore about mummy's alive.
1:27.8	Oh, fuck no. I did the heck. So I think I tried to watch that show and got angry at it.
1:33.2	Why? Because they weren't alive. Like there was a lot of shows that were like that.
1:36.9	Like it was, I would say like post post Ninja Turtles. Like there was Ninja Turtles and then there
1:42.4	was like Biker Mice from Mars and Street Sharks. And then there was Gargoyles, which is good. And then
1:47.6	it was like, there was like Mighty Duck's question mark. And then mummy's alive was like two years after
1:53.9	that, I think. Like mummy's alive was fucking late to the party to be like, we're gonna have a crazy
1:58.0	group of these things that shouldn't fight crime, but they do. And they're mummies. And it was just like,
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