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Hello and welcome back to the camera.

Hi, I'm just kidding.

Every time.

If you want that to be the intro,

that can be the intro.

Maybe, I don't know.

I feel when I, when I quote unquote, edited it.

I will hire a man with very long arms to smack you

six feet away.

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