4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2020
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Ryan reads fan-requested Urban Dictionary definitions, then we recall our worst car rides and then sail away on a perfect peanut butter boat. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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0:27.6 | Hello and welcome once again to the comedy button. It's your favorite show ever made. |
0:31.6 | You love this show. It's the number one show. It's a great time and everyone loves to listen to it |
0:35.7 | or they stopped a while ago. Either way, it's fine with us. I'm your host Max Gov and I'm |
0:39.4 | joined by all my friends, all three of them. Scott Bromley? Yeah. All right, baby. Quarantine. |
0:48.4 | Woo. Ryan Altano. Oh, yeah. Staying in and doing stuff hanging out, not going anywhere. Yeah. |
0:56.1 | And really he's more of a acquaintance, but Ryan Scott is also here. Quarantine. |
1:01.7 | That hot new porn site. Yeah, check out screws. Only on demand. Not available to see in theaters. |
1:09.8 | Woo. I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready for some scoobin. |
1:14.0 | Yeah, scoobin. What does that mean? I don't know. Scoobin around. What do you mean? |
1:19.7 | What do you mean? Do you do in the scoop? No, this happens. Get some live streaming scoobin. |
1:29.2 | So actually, I honestly don't know what half of the words on Scooby-Doo mean. They use a lot of |
1:34.8 | made-up ones. They say like, jankies and soings. Yeah. Like what I don't even know what |
1:40.2 | like what Scooby is. Like I don't get it. No, no, that's great. He's a great day. That's explained |
1:46.2 | in the in the hit film scoop coming to video on demand. Well, like I said, I'm ready for some |
1:51.6 | scoobin, but I haven't. This sounds like we're paid for. Like this sounds like product placement. |
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