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purchase and free world wide shipping. Hello and welcome to the comedy button. I'm your host

Brian Altano with me is Max Scoville. Hello. Ryan Scott. Yay. And Scott,

Romley. Hey. The comedy button has committed to making shows through all of 2020 as much of a

threat as that has become. Yeah, they gave us that paperwork at the beginning and they were like,

do you want to still do the show through 2020? We're like, yeah, what could go wrong? And here we are.

And it hasn't been a great year for wanting to laugh really at all. Yeah, no, not at all.

Through the entire coronavirus, which has still not been solved, we were committed to making

no, still hasn't. And now after recent events where America has erupted with the

uh, once again, near constant realization that we live in a racist dystopia run by

power hungry cops and dickless piece of shit politicians who refuse to send out to them.

We weren't sure if we wanted to make a show because as you can probably tell from our voices

and could definitely tell if we ever turn the cameras back on again, we are four tall manays jars

full of shit and and nothing. And so it's it's been okay. Hey, hey, I'm not that tall.

That's true. And also Ryan would be Miracle Whip. I was gonna say the same thing. The

one is too spicy. Make it sweeter. Ryan's like the Ryan is probably like 50% miracle whip and 50%

like off brand fluff that they only sell a dollar general like malo spread. Yeah.

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