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to the comedy button. I'm your host Max Gowville and I'm joined by two of my best friends in the

whole world, albeit via astral projection and not actually in the room with me. Ryan Scott,

hello! And Brian Altano. Hey! I just found out I'm one of your best friends in the world.

I mean, I know it's seven or eight people, it's not really.

Yeah. I mean, no, I mean, we've been hanging out once a week,

like more or less every week for like almost a decade, which is better than I can say for most

of my friends. Yeah, I mean, I also, I see, like I see my mailman. Yeah. Also one of your best friends.

No, I feel like you see somebody a lot doesn't make them your best friend. It's that like,

it's that like Bill Nyee and his manager bit for the end of love actually where it's like,

I just realized you are the love of my life. Now let's get pissed and watch porn.

Did you say Bill Nyee? It's Bill Nyee, the science guy. No, he's not. He's the science guy. He

is a tentacle man. He is a tentacle. He is father tentacles from the popular pirate films.

Yeah. I've never seen any of those. I saw the first one a lot and don't remember it at all and

I've never seen the other ones. You've never seen the other ones. Pirates starring Jesse Jane. No,

nobody. Yeah, I did. Are you kidding me? What have a coward you take me for? Maybe. I've seen that.

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