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Hello and welcome to the comedy button. I'm your host Brian Altano and with me is Scott Brownlee.

Pancake, Brewster, Max Gowville, Wango Zitango, hello everybody.

And Ryan Scott. Happy birthday to me said nobody here.

Is it your birthday? No, it was his birthday a couple days ago, but I didn't even bother to

send him the fucking skeleton because he doesn't look good to us anymore. Wow.

Yeah, it was his birthday. Guys, I'm frigging 40. Yeah, holy shit. Yeah, it was Ryan's 40th birthday.

I remembered, but I just didn't want to tell. Oh, so I guess what?

I got a good one. Well, because you didn't tell me happy birthday. I'm like 40th birthday either.

So, you know, looking what goes around comes around, bitch. I guess so.

When was your wedding? Wait, no, he didn't come to your wedding. No, he did. He was there.

He didn't come to my wedding. Max's wedding was two. It was a bridge too far.

We had to be fair. We had a tarantula at my wedding, which is one of the most frightening animals alive.

Max got married on like on the day of my parents' first anniversary without my mom.

So I was like, I need to stay home with my dad. Wait a minute. We were trying to have fun and now

we feel bad. Yeah, great. We already forgot your birthday and now you're reminding that we

can even tease you if we're not coming to my wedding. What did you do? What did you do now?

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