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slash comedy button. Hello and welcome to the comedy button. The number one show of the day

that you're listening to right this exact moment. I'm your host Brian Altano with me is Scott

Bromley. Number two Farter. And Max Gowell. Number three AM radio personality in north

western Connecticut. And Chelsea the cat. Ryan Scott is not here tonight because

he's on town. He's on like a secret vacation. He said he was cooking up a big egg. Yeah.

Sit down. He's going to lay it. Yeah. Speaking of cooking up a real big egg. Oh, what?

You've been you've been shrewd. For those of you listening at home, Scott has been shrewd and weird.

Speaking of cooking up a real big egg. I for the second time in five years. You busted not

again. Yep. Right now. Same one. What? It is. You heard your pen guess. My my my we've been talking

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