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slash comedy button. Greetings and salutations everybody and welcome once again to another episode

of the comedy button. I'm your host Max Scoville and joining me tonight are my good friends Brian

Altano. You got a lot of fucking nerve. I sure do you betcha. Scott Bromley. Get your snout out of the

trough. I will do no-one-bitch and shove it up and I want to run around in this shit and

speaking of running around in shit, everyone's favorite bat hog farmer Ryan Scott.

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. You missed the show the last two weeks because you were at the

big German bagel dog convention. Yeah, it was only the last one week. I don't know what you're

talking about. No, you missed a bagel convention. That was a bagel convention. Bagel dog convention.

I know. What are the new, what's the new model for 2020 for bagel dogs? Yeah, plain.

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