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comedy button. My name is Max Scoville and I'm joined this fine evening by Brian Altano. Pepperoni,

pepperoni and pepperoni. Yeah, I'll say Scott Bromley. No anchovies, please only onion.

And Ryan. Sausage. Yeah, there he is. There's a red sky. Fat hog. Fat hog. Oh fat hog.

Have you guys had Tommy Salami? Have you guys ever been with anybody that ordered anchovies on pizza?

Yeah, you do all the time. You do? You do? You see? Man, yeah. What the fuck is wrong with you?

I don't do it with other people because they always get mad, but I'll do it at like a nice place,

get some little anchovies, little fishies on there. I love them. Yeah, I'm always like to anchovies.

I don't know. You eat pizza like once every two months and you fuck it up when you do it.

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