The Cluck Stops Here

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2012

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Lauren foresees a Green-Acres type situation for her new suburban backyard, but her husband's vision differs.

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
0:14.8	St. Paul Austin, Atlanta, Durham, Charlottesville, Washington, DC, Portland, Boston, or streaming
0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.2	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:41.0	I'm Caleb Jesse Thorn.
0:42.7	This week, the clock stops here.
0:46.1	Lauren brings the case against her husband, John.
0:48.3	The couple just moved to the suburbs and Lauren envisions the perfect addition to their big
0:52.5	new backyard chickens.
0:55.0	She says she'll take care of them and that they both will benefit from the fresh eggs
0:58.9	and the bug control.
1:01.2	John worries that they'll become too much work.
1:03.6	Is Lauren playing chicken?
1:05.8	Only one man can decide.
1:07.8	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:11.8	I am coming into Judge, I am coming into Judge, Judge, Judge, Judge you, Bale of Jesse
1:16.9	Swear them in, Bale of Jesse Swear them in, Swear, Swear, Swear, Swear, Bum, Bum, Bum,
1:22.1	Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum,
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