Night Food Court

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2012

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Trips for late night fast food and fraternal bonding cause a rift in a relationship -- and only one man can help repair it.

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
0:14.8	St. Paul Austin, Atlanta, Durham, Charlottesville, Washington, DC, Portland, Boston, or streaming
0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets, and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:38.7	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:41.3	I'm Baelif Jesy Thorn.
0:43.3	This week, Knight Food Court.
0:46.1	Casey and Matt are a young married couple.
0:48.2	Matt loves to go out for midnight fast food runs with his best friend, who's a fellow
0:52.0	night owl grad student.
0:54.0	He says it's a chance to eat and have quality time with friends.
0:57.6	His wife Casey objects to the practice, saying it strains their budget, and the time Matt
1:02.1	has to get things done around the house.
1:05.3	Who is right and who is wrong?
1:07.5	Only one man can decide, please rise, as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:13.6	He's got McDonald's on the brain, it's plain to see.
1:18.6	When I see him on the street, the first thing he says to me is,
1:22.9	boy, we sure make those big Macs fast.
1:25.5	They've got McDonald's on the brain, it's plain to see.
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