Call in the Family

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2012

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Katy brings this case against her older brother Steve, who refuses to leave voicemails.

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
0:14.8	St. Paul Austin, Atlanta, Durham, Charlottesville, Washington, DC, Portland, Boston, or streaming
0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.1	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:40.9	I'm Baylor Jesse Thorn.
0:42.6	This week, call in the family.
0:45.4	Katie brings the case against her brother Steve.
0:47.9	Steve insists that when he calls his sister or another member of the family, a caller ID
0:52.5	missed call notification automatically means call me back.
0:56.8	No voicemail needed unless it's an emergency.
0:59.6	Katie disagrees and thinks if you want to call back, you need to leave a message.
1:03.9	Who's right?
1:04.9	Who's wrong?
1:05.9	Only one man can decide.
1:07.6	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:12.2	I'm so sorry you have just reached my answering machine.
1:17.8	I'm not in a present I'm sure you know this whole routine.
1:23.1	Leave your name and number and I'll try to get back to you.
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