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Larry Miller Show

The Church Key Connoisseur

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2014

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Larry talks about his early days operating a church key for his old man. And we hear about how he is coming to appreciate his kids as real people. Also, Larry recites "A Madrigal" by Shakespeare and talks about "The Outlaw Josey Wales." Quote Of The Week: "I was a pretty good pourer." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is Corolla Digital.

0:06.0

From level five city.

0:08.0

From level five city. From Level 5 City in Glendale, it's this week with Larry Miller.

0:17.0

It's this week with Larry Miller. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who is no longer liked by his kids. Hi folks and welcome back to this week with Larry Miller.

0:49.0

I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

0:52.0

And you know, even on a slightly rainy day,

0:56.0

and when I'm feeling a little low,

0:59.0

and a little cranky,

1:02.0

that music always makes me feel better it always puts a smile on my face and that is true every single time and of course that's the Martin

1:11.1

Airhart Orchestra and the Carrie Lynn Hoover dancers

1:15.6

featuring Boy Tenor Shannon Ransom Jr. asking the musical question

1:21.2

when the pop top on a can of soda fails to work, should I just take it as a sign and throw

1:28.6

the unopened can away?

1:32.1

Briefly, no. That is your answer and that is one of the reasons your question

1:38.7

Shannon appealed to Colonel Jeff and me so much because we both realized,

1:45.0

you know what, it's nice to have a question that has a simple answer.

1:48.0

And this one's answer is, no.

1:51.0

Should you just throw the can away when the pop-tot breaks? No, or then of course there are other options.

1:55.0

Or, then of course there are other options.

2:00.0

Or, if it is, as you've described, an unopened can of soda, that means, you know, well, okay, sure, throw it away, but immediately go get a beer that's the key

2:16.1

you might want to throw i don't still don't know why you'd want to throw away the

2:20.1

soda there

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