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Larry Miller Show

Airplane Bathroom Contortions

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2014

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Larry talks about reluctantly having to use the (ahem) facilities on an airplane for the first time ever. We hear an impressive reading of "Death Shall Have No Dominion" by Dylan Thomas and then Larry talks about the great play and movie "Billy Budd." Quote Of The Week: "They look like nice guys. Like carpet salesmen." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

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0:00.0

This is Corolla Digital.

0:06.0

From level five city.

0:08.0

From level five city. From Level 5 City in Glendale, it's this week with Larry Miller.

0:17.0

It's this week with Larry Miller. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who really hates very dirty clothes. And you know what once again that music gets better every week it takes me out of being tired

0:57.6

and it takes me out of being cranky not that I was those things but if if I was, it took me out of them.

1:05.0

And they get better every week, of course, that's the Ron Loggerquist Orchestra,

1:10.0

and the Amy Potter Dancers featuring Boy Tenor Justin Cole asking the musical question

1:18.1

Why don't you ever see the headline psychic wins lottery? Well Well you know something Justin the Colonel and I thought that

1:28.8

was a terrific question a musical question why don't you ever see the headline, Psychic wins lottery?

1:37.1

And then we began to realize, in fact, why don't Psychics win everything? Why wouldn't they? If you were a psychic, wouldn't you know, don't they know when the

1:48.8

stocks are going up or what the price of gold is tomorrow or who's going to win the Super Bowl.

1:57.0

You know, in fact the most important things in the world, let's be honest, a psychic could be for hire in bars and restaurants he could just come by and give you a

2:07.5

little signal a little sign as to whether your girlfriend is

2:12.5

thinking of inviting you up for a drink later.

2:17.3

Wink, wink, jab, jab.

2:18.6

No, you know what I mean?

2:19.5

And he could walk by and smile at you

2:22.4

and smile at your girlfriend. as he walks away behind her

2:25.3

back he could just catch your eye and just either shake his head no or shake his

2:30.4

head yes. That would be very valuable.

2:34.3

Not to me, because I always knew.

2:37.1

I was that together.

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