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Distorted View Daily

Chewie Feasting On Leia’s Quivering Little Bud

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: We’re in the middle of a Sideshow exclusive week, but I wanted to pop in here and post a Best-Of show. Here’s some stuff you’re missing this week: BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow

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0:00.0

Hey Franks, Tim back here with you. As you probably know, I am in the middle of a side show

0:05.6

exclusive week of programs. I certainly do miss you though. If you're thinking about

0:10.8

signing up for the side show, now's a great time. In addition to yearly lifetime

0:15.9

memberships on sale for only $59.99 for the next few days, we've also got a sale on monthly

0:22.3

memberships. That's right, if you sign up right now, you can grab a monthly membership for only

0:26.7

$5.99. Check out superfreaksideshow.com for more information, all major credit cards,

0:34.0

and PayPal accepted. Hope to see you over there. Now, something we've been doing on Thursdays

0:40.4

is playing a classic edition. I usually start the day with a Best of Show and then post a brand

0:46.6

new episode later in the day for sideshow freaks in. This week is no different and I thought I'd

0:52.0

might as well post the Best of Show over here on the the normal distorted view feed as well.

0:57.3

As for today's Best of Show, I was thinking, you know, April Fools Day this year falls on Saturday.

1:04.4

We won't be doing a show, so why not relive one of my favorites? April Fools Day shows. This

1:11.7

one's from 2014. Huge thanks goes to Corey for making this all happen. Long time listeners of

1:18.5

the show will remember when the entire podcast was outsourced to India. I believe this is the

1:25.7

only episode in the history of DV not hosted by me, but hosted by some foreign dude named Raj.

1:34.8

You're actually getting a two for here in addition to the outsourced Indian version of

1:39.9

distorted view daily. Afterwards, I did a proper episode of DV hosted by yours truly, so I will

1:46.5

play that as well for you. Guys, I miss you so much. I can't wait to be back doing episodes for

1:52.8

you freaks. I'll see you back on Monday. Hopefully sooner. If you take advantage of the

1:57.4

the sideshow discounts we got going here, sign up right now, superfreaksidege.com and enjoy

2:02.0

these Best of Programs. Jagu Jagu Jagu Jagu. Hey freaks, it's Tuesday April 1, 2014 coming up on

2:11.8

the program today. You've heard of farm leaders, but what about group leaders? Plus, making

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